Quotable quotes

These dudes crack me up sometimes... :P

"Would I like to have a heart of Chelsea boys made here? Yes I would."
Jose Mourinho sparks nervous, confused glances at the Chelsea academy.

"I tried to allay the fears of the fans by holding a public press conference but when the pizza man makes a delivery to my house and writes a note inside the box pleading with me to stay, it's gone too far."
Ruud van Nistelrooy gets a surprise side order of begging with his large Hawaiian.

"They've conceded a lot of goals but their other problem is they've let a lot in."
Gary Lineker, BBC

"If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again."
Terry Venables, ITV

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